(35cm) (Light Skin Tone)    (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
(45cm) (Light Skin Tone)    (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
(35cm) (Mid Skin Tone)    (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
(45cm) (Mid Skin Tone)    (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
(35cm) (Dark Skin Tone)    (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
(45cm) (Dark Skin Tone)    (Optional Personalised Gift Text)

Personalised Penis Pillow

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BS5852 : 1988

Description

Penis Pillow featuring your photo front and back. Penis Cushions make hilarious joke gifts for a friend, family member or colleague.

  • Printed front and back with your photo.
  • Size options.
  • Choice of skin tones.
  • Optional personalised text.
  • Luxury soft photo fabric.
  • UK Made.
  • Trusted HappySnapGifts® brand.

Get everyone laughing by creating your very own Penis Face Cushion which makes the perfect gift for the joker in your life on any occasion. Printed using state-of-the-art technologies onto luxury soft-touch velvet fabric the finish on this Penis Pillow is truly stunning. Choose from a range of skin tones, upload your photo, add your personalised text and then sit back and let us do the rest.

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Instructions

Polyester Photo & Logo Printed Fabrics
When your product is printed you will see the image will be stunning, as good as the image you have sent us almost.  The image will not run or fade over time as the print is infused (dyed) into the very fabric itself and will not damage the image when it gets wet or damp.

  • 100% Polyester Fabric used for the Printed Fabric.
  • CARELESSNESS CAUSES FIRE.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Do not tumble dry.

We recommend cleaning marks with a damp cloth.

  • Cleaning with a damp sponge or cloth will be the best way to clean any dirty marks off this product.
  • Cushions are filled with a luxury polyester fibre that creates a lovely "loftiness" that will bounce back to life.
  • If you wash the cushion in the washing machine, the fibres tend to move about and clump up which might spoil the look of your cushion.
  • The print on the outer fabric will not run.

What happens if the Lux. Fibre gets wet or is washed in the machine?

  • No harm will come to the polyester fibre in theory, getting it wet is inadvisable though don't panic, just dry it out normally at room temperature though don't put it in the dryer. 
  • We found on testing that if you do put the cushion in the washing machine, it will dry out ok though the tumbling in the washing machine tends to make the fibres all clump together and become less evenly spaced in the cushion.

FAQs

What type of Fibre is used to fill our cushion & pillow Products?
Generally speaking, we use a luxury, spiral twisted and smooth-coated polyester fibre (Lux.) to fill our cushion products.  Normal fibre can become lumpy over time but ours will bounce back time and again and has the benefit of being Hypoallergenic.

Does the Lux. Fibre have a Fire Rating?
Yes. We buy our fibre only from a trusted UK source that has their fibre meet the Furniture (Fire) (Safety) Regulations (BS5852).  We regularly obtain updated certificates to check the latest batches meet the current requirements.

What happens if the Lux. Fibre gets wet or is washed in the machine?
No harm will come to the polyester fibre in theory, getting it wet is inadvisable though don't panic, just dry it out normally at room temperature though don't put it in the dryer.  We found on testing that if you do put the cushion in the washing machine, it will dry out ok though the tumbling in the washing machine tends to make the fibres all clump together and become less evenly spaced in the cushion.

Shipping

The information below is for guidance. Actual delivery costs and dates depend on the delivery address, weight and time your order is placed. Cut-off time for Overnight Orders is 12 noon.

Price Method Manufacture Time Delivery Time Est. Delivery Date
£4.99 2nd Class Post 0-2 Days 2-4 Days Mon 30 May - Fri 3 Jun
£5.99 1st Class Post 0-2 Days 1-3 Days Fri 27 May - Thu 2 Jun
£5.99 2nd Class Post (Tracked) 0-2 Days 2-3 Days Mon 30 May - Thu 2 Jun
£6.99 1st Class Post (Tracked) 0-2 Days 1-2 Days Fri 27 May - Wed 1 Jun
£11.98 Economy Courier (M-F Pre 6pm) 0-2 Days 2-3 Days Mon 30 May - Thu 2 Jun
£14.99 Overnight Special Delivery (M-F Pre 1pm) Today Next Working Day Fri 27 May
£14.99 Overnight Courier (M-F Pre 6pm) 0-2 Days 0-1 Days Thu 26 May - Tue 31 May
£17.99 Overnight Special Delivery on Saturday (Pre 1pm) Tomorrow This Saturday Sat 28 May
£34.99 Overnight Special Delivery (M-F Pre 9am) Today Next Working Day Fri 27 May
£39.99 Overnight Special Delivery on Saturday (Pre 9am) Tomorrow This Saturday Sat 28 May

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Despatch 0-2 Days (to Personalise) or Upgrade at Checkout for Overnight Delivery
Brand HappySnapGifts®
RRP £14.99
Country of Origin United Kingdom
SKU FGCUS044(35cm)(Light)P(Ph1)(PhB1)(P)
Tariff Code 9404909000
Tariff Description Cushion - Polyester Fibre Filled (Polyester Cover)
Product Weight 121 g
Product Dimensions 35 x 17 x 8cm
Product Options
Filling100% Polyester Fibre
Cushion SizeApprox. 35cm, Approx. 45cm
Photos to PrintPhotos to Front & Back
Skin Tone(Light Skin Tone), (Mid Skin Tone), (Dark Skin Tone)
Product TypeCushion > Photo Cushions
Personalised Penis Pillow
(35cm) (Light Skin Tone) (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
FGCUS044(35cm)(Light)P(Ph1)(PhB1)(P)
£14.99
121 g
35 x 17 x 8cm
Personalised Penis Pillow
(45cm) (Light Skin Tone) (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
FGCUS044(45cm)(Light)P(Ph1)(PhB1)(P)
£19.99
241 g
45 x 25 x 10cm
Personalised Penis Pillow
(35cm) (Mid Skin Tone) (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
FGCUS044(35cm)(Mid)P(Ph1)(PhB1)(P)
£14.99
121 g
35 x 17 x 8cm
Personalised Penis Pillow
(45cm) (Mid Skin Tone) (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
FGCUS044(45cm)(Mid)P(Ph1)(PhB1)(P)
£19.99
241 g
45 x 25 x 10cm
Personalised Penis Pillow
(35cm) (Dark Skin Tone) (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
FGCUS044(35cm)(Dark)P(Ph1)(PhB1)(P)
£14.99
121 g
35 x 17 x 8cm
Personalised Penis Pillow
(45cm) (Dark Skin Tone) (Optional Personalised Gift Text)
FGCUS044(45cm)(Dark)P(Ph1)(PhB1)(P)
£19.99
241 g
45 x 25 x 10cm

Photo Instructions

Have your photos ready as they need to be uploaded before you pay for your order.

Loading photos on HappySnapGifts®

  1. Select your Products & Add to Cart.
  2. You will be presented with a screen to upload the correct number of photos for each item in the cart OR Continue Shopping to add other products.
  3. "Personalise Here" for the 1st product & upload photos.
  4. TOP TIP Drag your photos into the order you want them to appear on the product.
  5. Add any Personalised Text.
  6. "Save and Continue".
  7. Personalise other items in the cart and "Complete Order"

Can I pay now and upload later?
No. Our system is set to be fail-safe and ensure you can only order if you have completed all the photo uploading to complete your product.

Can I place the photo's in a certain order?
Yes. You will be presented with a "mock-up" of your product which will have the corresponding numbers of where the photos will be placed.  If your item has say 6 photo's to upload then upload them all, then if needed, drag them into a different order to correspond with the mini-mock-up image presented.  Only click to submit and pay when you are ready as we will use these images in the right order for your order.

Can I see a preview of my product?
Not yet.  We ask you to upload the photos and drag them into the right order on the system to match the mock-up you will see.  At a later date, very soon we hope, you will be able to click and upload in the right position and see a preview at the same time as you build the product ready to order.  This will be ready as we say as soon as we can so our best advice is to take care and re-order your product photo's before confirming your order.  It's really very easy - give it a go and you will see.

Image Quality
Replication of your photo is to the best standard possible though we do not edit or alter image quality before we print.  Send us the very best "in-focus" and well-lit image and to the largest size possible and you will be amazed at the incredible detail.  Send us fuzzy, old or out-of-focus images and these will be replicated in detail without editing so you will get a product as good as the images you send.  Most new mobile phones produce great quality images though where we usually have problems is where we receive a scan of a very old photo or a pixellated image that was so small when it was taken (perhaps on early 1990's style phones) that we have to enlarge to fit onto a relatively large product.

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Personalised Penis Pillow

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